Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back into the dating scene after a divorce. Charles gives more paint advice, and the two discuss how well they would do on Survivor together. Plus, they test their Australian chops in a new segment called, “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ocean Drive Beach & Golf Resort.  This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to hellofresh.com/myrtle16 and use code myrtle16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

16 Maj 202338min

Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite family traditions. Charles gives advice to a listener whose husband doesn’t like Southern food, and pitches Link on something new for the show. Plus, he tries to get Link to guess Southern phrases in another edition of the Southern slang game. C’mon and have a good time with us!  This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle50 and use code myrtle50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11 Apr 202335min

Link tells Charles about his recent ski trip to Utah, and Charles updates Link on his experience at the St. Patrick’s Day festival with Nancy. Plus, the two discuss what they would put in their dream homes, and Charles tells Link about a wild 3-month road trip he went on in the 70s. C’mon and have a good time with us!   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

4 Apr 202335min

Charles gives an update on his mullet transformation. Charles and Link discuss their jury duty experiences (or in Charles’ case, lack thereof), and the two help a mom give the birds and the bees talk to her two boys. Plus, Charles talks about his youngest, Zoey, in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and brings a veryyy special guest on the show for another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!   This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Mars 202335min

Charles and Link discuss their recent time spent together. Charles helps a listener connect with their dad (which then leads to discussion of Charles’ frightening texting habits), and the two share their wedding first dance songs. Plus, Link finds out Charles’ guilty pleasures and pet peeves in a new segment called, “Who’s Your Daddy?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Beachwood Golf Club and Meadowlands Golf Club.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Mars 202336min

Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny stories from their weddings (Link’s one and Charles’ multiple, of course). Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and tells of a story of getting in big trouble on the farm as a child in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

14 Mars 202331min

Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Banjo who brings him pickled okra. Charles and Link discuss their childhood dream jobs. Plus, Charles tells a story about Lily in “Grandkid of the Week”, and Nancy joins the show to work on her jewelry sales pitch for the upcoming St. Patricks Day festival. C’mon and have a good time with us!   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 Mars 202335min

Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus, Charles debuts “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week", and John Wayne and Batman (aka Charles and Link) have a good ‘ole western duel in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!   This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self. This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle60 for 60% off plus free shipping! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Feb 202332min