
Dad’s Near-Death Experience | DFMB Episode 28
Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14 Feb 202335min

Dad Learns About Love Languages | DFMB Episode 27
Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries his best at a celebrity impression. Plus, Charles debuts “Grandkid of the Week”, and the two talk about their love languages in a new segment called “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
7 Feb 202334min

Dad’s Venomous Snake Bites | DFMB Episode 26
Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self. This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle65 for 65% off plus free shipping! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31 Jan 202333min

Dad Makes The Front Page of the Paper! | DFMB Episode 25
Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria. Check out the video version of this podcast every Thursday at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24 Jan 202330min

Dad’s Trip to Aruba | DFMB Episode 24
We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alaska. Check out the video episode of this podcast on Thursday, 1/19 at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17 Jan 202333min

Dad’s Honeymoon Gift For Link | DFMB Episode 23
Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs. We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here: Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15 Dec 202233min

Our Broken Bone Stories | DFMB Episode 22
Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and talks about his favorite age from his younger years. Plus, Nancy joins the show and Link spills some pee tea in another edition of “Nancy, is he behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cooper’s BBQ. We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here: Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
8 Dec 202233min

Dad’s Prostate Exam | DFMB Episode 21
Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landlord special” in their new apartment, and helps name a couple’s newborn girl. Plus, Charles tells Link about a recent prostate exam in a new segment called, “Link, Is This TMI?” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1 Dec 202231min