Uncancel Me, Jesus
Jason watched CPAC so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome! Turns out, the nazicons are up in arms about the alleged phenomenon of cancellation culture. Ethan gets canceled, Jason gets canceled, and eve...
3 Mars 20211h 21min
CrawDad
It snowed in Seattle! Our fur babies had mixed feelings. In this episode, we quit the podding business and move to Hollywood. Jason complains about Republicans for once, Ethan delivers a lengthy lectu...
17 Feb 20211h 19min
The Guano Episode
America’s favorite blood sport culminated this past weekend. We barely talk about it because screw football! Instead, Ethan has dinosaurs on the brain, Jason discusses the finer points of pirate honor...
9 Feb 202156min
Diamond Hands
Fake money burns and billionaires lose fortunes. Down with the stock market! Join us as we gloat over loser hedge funds and relive the glory days of drinking PBR tallboys in Parkland. Ethan puzzles ov...
2 Feb 20211h 10min
The Man of the Hour
Today, we talk lighthuggers, Ice Mendicants, Ultras, Stoner wedding ceremonies, and best girl Ilia Volyova. Our verbal onslaught continues against Anthony Fauci, America’s most powerful octogenarian d...
26 Jan 20211h 3min
Nazis Raus
Trump and his supporters made the weaksauciest coup attempt since Juan Guaidó. We talk about it. Ethan cackles and crows, Jason retains some semblance of humanity, and we try to set this event in the ...
13 Jan 202158min
Guns Don’t Kill People, Helicopters Kill People
Special guest host Dev returns to the pod to help us relive this nightmare year! We promise this is the best 2020 summary episode you’ll hear all year. Jason confesses that this was all his fault, Eth...
7 Jan 20211h 28min
Lying to Apes
Look to find us where there’s conspiratorial nonsense to give too much airtime! Truly, these are our Elysian fields. Jason struggles to come to terms with life after Cats, Ethan mourns the loss of fif...
30 Dec 202059min
