Love the Concept, Hate the Execution
Today, we put the Butterball back in Christmas! By which we mean the cenobite. Jason tries to redeem Blade Runner 2049 in Ethan’s eyes, Ethan negotiates arms sales with Santa, and we bag on Anthony Fa...
24 Dec 20201h 4min
We Want to Believe
Aliens exist! We react to retired Israeli general Haim Eshed’s revelations about aLiEnS oN mArS. We have some ideas for a new shared universe of conspiracy theories. We’ll see. Remember, this is satir...
16 Dec 202049min
Tales from the Restaurant Industry
This one's not as much of a bummer, we swear. Jason hints at a darker past laboring over food, Ethan rants about aircraft carriers again, and we get pretty deep into cultural criticism in the back hal...
10 Dec 202055min
Covid Versus the Individual
Today, we take an in-depth look at a home quarantine situation. A boomer’s family locks him alone in his bedroom—how will he escape? Listen to find out! Also, Ethan ponders secret societies, Jason dis...
1 Dec 202058min
The Historian's Lament
In another bleak episode, Thanksgiving is as canceled as Genghis Khan. This week, the boys remember they run a coronavirus themed podcast. Ethan fawns for Daddy Inslee, Jason despairs of humanity, and...
17 Nov 202040min
Genghis Khan is Super Canceled
Joseph R. Biden, Jr. (do we have to call him that now?), has been elected the 46th president of the United States of Murca. The boys complain about how he isn’t a pure commie snowflake. And maybe abou...
11 Nov 20201h 2min
Fire, Destruction, Growth, and Rain
The boys wonder WTF is up with Dianne Feinstein. Jason extolls the virtues of necrocracy and Ethan explains why he doesn’t care if Iran is hacking the election. Plus: war, poverty, and the politics of...
29 Okt 202056min
This is a Bomb, I Promise
Jason goes on a long rant about the literal devil, Ethan talks about that one time he almost beat up a kid, and they speculate on Trump’s health. Also, Jason’s cheating on his demons. With rocks. Welc...
13 Okt 202055min
