
How To Survive a Boat Crash & a Car Crash with Niccole Thurman
Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a boat crash (bitches be boating), and our new friend Niccole Thurman shares the story of the harrowing car crash she experienced on the way to an audition! In-...
4 Apr 20231h 15min

How To Survive Serial Killers & Almost Being Kidnapped with Maureen Driscoll
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers, and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her nearly kidnapping experience while staying abroad!We have giveaways coming soon (we ran ...
28 Mars 20231h 17min

How To Survive Fascism & Walt Disney World with Todd Levin
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism, and the hilarious Todd Levin shares his Disney World family trauma.This week is the release of our Patreon Bonus episode, in which we...
21 Mars 20231h 16min

How To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mike Schmidt
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work.The HTS gang is ...
14 Mars 20231h 28min

How To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul Gilmartin
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merch...
7 Mars 20231h 14min

How To Survive A Blizzard with Eliza Skinner
Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a dangerous blizzard, and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend.Kristine shared helpful info...
28 Feb 20231h 4min

How To Survive a Drug Overdose & Drugs at the Border with Rebecca Metz
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose, and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in h...
21 Feb 20231h 5min

How To Survive a Street Fight with Jesse Thorn
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight, and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own.Do you ...
14 Feb 20231h 23min


















