How to Survive Deadly Mosquito Bites & Biting It on Stage (w/ Patton Oswalt)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the world’s deadliest creature: Mosquitoes! — bites, diseases, and all the dastardly ways they ruin your life. Then, the incredible Patton Oswalt ...
7 Feb 20231h 14min
How To Survive Sex & an Orgasm Stroke with Lizzy Cooperman
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness.Check out our P...
31 Jan 20231h 6min
How To Survive Childbirth & Child Travel with Matt Braunger
Danielle and Kristine discuss childbirth dangers, and comedian Matt Braunger shares his adventures of driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter.Then it was time to birth t...
24 Jan 20231h 11min
How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya Mills
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals this week, and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dan...
17 Jan 20231h 17min
How To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control (w/Andy Richter)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a worker strike, and the wonderful Andy Richter joins us to talk about a time he and his buddy got a little out of control at a party.👉 Hit Follo...
10 Jan 20231h 10min
New Year Break Bonus - True Crime & Cocktails with Lauren Ash and Christy Oxborrow
Here's a new year treat while Danielle, Kristine and Garon are enjoying the holidays: one of our favorite guests Lauren Ash's own podcast True Crime & Cocktails featuring her cohost Christy Oxborrow d...
3 Jan 20232h 59min
How To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden Squirrel
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an unexpected guest cancelation this week by sharing gifts and discussing whatever comes up.Garon has The Talented Mr. Ripley, so it's an official HTS book c...
27 Dec 20221h 8min
How To Survive Grief with Danielle and Kristine
Danielle and Kristine talk about surviving their recent experiences with grief, and we also take some time to deal with the finale of White Lotus. Spoilers!Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise i...
20 Dec 20221h 5min
