Twilight Phase

We're BACK BABY and ready to drag Bella for fiiiiiiinally putting two and two together on some major plot points. Even if her graduation is a little lackluster, we have some, like, smart literary anal...

4 Dec 20211h 3min

Hi, fam! I wish we could say we’re back, but we’re not. Apologies for the (mostly) unplanned for hiatus, but life is WILD: Melissa has COVID! So while we have not been able to record an actual episode...

21 Nov 202125min

FOLKS, queue up that good good blue tint, put us on your speakers, hit play when we say so...and watch Twilight with us! The Twilight Phase movie commentary you never asked for is finally here <3 Happ...

30 Okt 20212h 7min

UGH this is the stupid chapter where stupid Jacob kisses Bella even though she makes her feelings PERFECTLY clear, and Edward is the only person who cares about her feelings. At least Bella punches Ja...

24 Okt 20211h 6min

Hi friends! Welcome to our latest guest episode! Our good friend Chance weighs in on some important questions, all based on her own life experience, like: Are the Cullens a cult? What would have to ch...

16 Okt 20211h 7min

Hello, listeners! In this episode, life comes at Bella fast! Graduation is quickly approaching as is the Cullens’ plan to move against the newborn army. Renee won’t be there because Phil BROKE HIS THI...

9 Okt 202159min

Hello, listeners! It is time to dive into the dark, uncomfy, unnecessary world of Jasper's backstory. We have BEEF WITH THAT MAN!!! We learn about the vampire wars and discuss the interesting conclusi...

2 Okt 20211h 3min

Hey there listeners! In this week’s episode we have a great time hypothesizing about multi-limbed vamps and the murder spree in Seattle. Plus, get this… BELLA AND EDWARD COMMUNICATE!!!! Who knew? Also...

26 Sep 20211h 4min