Ep 82: It's All SMeyer's Fault
LISTEN UP LISTEN-NERDS we love you guys <3 In this episode Bella continues to hate being engaged, Alice is suuuupes mean, Edward has a shiny new superpower and Jake is fully the worst he's ever been ...
23 Jan 20221h 1min
Ep. 81: The Rules of Engagement
“so like how much seggsy talk am I allowed to do in this copy?” -Melissa “make it x-rated” -Maya This is it, fam. Bella is HOT and BOTHERED and has decided to go for Edward’s cold, cold eggplant emoji...
15 Jan 20221h 8min
Ep. 80: There's a Jess and a Bella Inside All of Us
HAPPY NEW YEAR LISTENERS!! New year, same shenanigans. In this episode of Twilight Phase we keep it real with you all with more conversations about bones and vampire sperm. Plus, we follow along as Al...
8 Jan 202256min
Ep. 79: Dog Bear Wolf
There's a rumble in the woods, listeners! Detective Bella casually solves the case of the vampire army in her 24th hour of not sleeping and as a reward is licked chin to hairline by a giant moronic wo...
18 Dec 202154min
Ep. 78: Do You Think Emmett Spiked the Punch?
Welcome back, listeners! In this episode Bella is the LEAST excited anyone has ever been to throw a cool high school party, for some reason all these smarty farty vampires don't make the OBVIOUS Victo...
11 Dec 20211h 1min
Ep. 77: An Army of Vampires...for ME?
We're BACK BABY and ready to drag Bella for fiiiiiiinally putting two and two together on some major plot points. Even if her graduation is a little lackluster, we have some, like, smart literary anal...
4 Dec 20211h 3min
Ep. 76: Not An Episode!
Hi, fam! I wish we could say we’re back, but we’re not. Apologies for the (mostly) unplanned for hiatus, but life is WILD: Melissa has COVID! So while we have not been able to record an actual episode...
21 Nov 202125min
Ep. 75: TWILIGHT MOVIE COMMENTARY
FOLKS, queue up that good good blue tint, put us on your speakers, hit play when we say so...and watch Twilight with us! The Twilight Phase movie commentary you never asked for is finally here <3 Happ...
30 Okt 20212h 7min
