Twilight Phase

Hello friends!! Lo, we have returned! In this episode, we discuss the blatant racism inherent in Smeyer's depiction of our wolfy friends and making up false origin stories about the Quileute Tribe. Al...

18 Sep 20211h 15min

We made it through the storm (hope y’all are safe, fam!) and are here to FIGHT about: Whether rats are grosser than squirrels How stupid humans will be for fashion Whether werewolf nail polish wo...

5 Sep 20211h 1min

Hey fam! In this episode, we discuss chapter 9 of Eclipse, and let me tell you . . . Charlie is the WORST. Jacob is also the worst, but at least he apologizes for it. Edward is . . . not awful?? Bella...

28 Aug 202153min

Hello listeners! In this episode we talk about how imprinting is way creepier than it needs to be, Jacob continues to veer outside his lane at every opportunity, and Edward demonstrates MAJOR PERSONAL...

22 Aug 202156min

*Content Warning* In this episode we talk about chapter 7 of Eclipse, which goes into Rosalie’s past. In case you are new to the book, or don’t remember, this means we do discuss (as gently as possibl...

7 Aug 20211h 1min

Hello, LISTENERS!! Y'all came through with your letters this week and blew this shindig wiiiide open. Also, Edward displays his biggest red flags of all, Billy and Charlie come fully into their destin...

31 Juli 202159min

Hello, listeners! In this episode we discuss the very important philosophical question--could venom have sperm in it? Would it make more or less sense than the information Stephenie has already given ...

24 Juli 202150min

FOLKS, our Eclipse adventure continues and we still aren't sure about these treaty deets, but we do know Jake and Bella's friendship is pretty heckin' cute...when Jake isn't accusing Bella of being a ...

17 Juli 202158min