Geriatric Mamas16 Marras 2023

Geriatric Coffee Convos: They’re Singing Deck The Halls!

On this Geriatric Coffee Convos episode, Sonia and Jessica try to sing Mariah Carey’s Christmas song and then move on to discuss the new Geriatric Mamas team member, posts on the Geriatric Mamas Facebook Group, not having bouffants, children behaving a little bit extra when mom enters the room, a beloved geriatric football mama, Kourtney Kardashian giving birth to her baby at the age of forty four and being girl bosses but also the default parents and IVF on the Latest Season of American Horror Stories.

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Topics discussed in this episode:

Per Adam’s Aunt Courtney’s Suggestion, We Needed another Geriatric Coffee Convos Episode (10:45)
11/12 is National Happy Hour Day! (11:40)
We Have a New Marketing And Promotions Manager! Welcome to the Geriatric Mamas Team Alyssa! (12:46)
Hilarious Post on the Geriatric Mamas Facebook Group (13:31)
We Don’t Have Bouffants, But Will We When We’re Grandmothers? (17:34)
The Viral Wifey Haircut (19:02)
We Heard That Children Behave 800% Worse When They’re With Their Moms (22:14)
Mommy Makeovers (40:19)
Guess Who’s A Geriatric Mama and Making it to All of Her Two Son’s NFL Games Too? We’re still Not Mathers. (42:33)
Kourtney Kardashian Had Her Miracle Baby! (50:46)
Being The Girl Bosses Circa 2010 and Also the Default Parents (56:15)
Jessica Takes Us Back to The Reversing Menopause Episode (01:02:53)
IVF On The New Season Of American Horror Stories (01:56:58)
Stassi, Beau and Their Babies’ Halloween Costumes Were So On Point (01:09:16)
Finding Family and Children’s Holiday Pajamas (01:10:35)
The MIL Who Told Her DIL To Put Cereal In Her Newborn’s Bottle (01:12:09)

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Preschool Drop-Offs, Frozen Eggs & the Water Buffalo Era

This week Sonia and Jess talk first-day-of-school separation anxiety, prednisone induced water retention, the very serious business of kindergarten lunches, AOC publicly freezing her eggs at 36, and w...

20 Elo 55min

Postpartum Psychosis, Dating App Delusions & Why Jess Is Banned From the Grill

This week, the Geriatric Mamas are covering the full spectrum of womanhood: questionable men, maternal mental health, and apparently a complete inability to safely operate a grill. Jess revisits the t...

13 Elo 58min

MILF Chats, Hypothetical School Chicken Escapes & a Power Ranger Midlife Crisis

This week, Sonia and Jessica begin with the highest form of female affirmation: “You look like a MILF.” Naturally, this leads to an aggressive midday smoky eye critique, a possible podcast rebrand, an...

6 Elo 46min

Facebook Dating Felons, the Titbit & Tiny Dictators On Carousels

This week, Jessica and Sonia are accidentally dressed alike—again—and immediately dive into the very serious injustice of planning a perfect all weather outfit. Jessica shares her brief journey into F...

30 Heinä 55min

Mountainside Blast Offs, First Day Of School Prep & the Ohio House of Horrors

This week, Jessica and Sonia spiral over the internet's latest girl's hiking trip gone wildly wrong (yes, it somehow involves diarrhea, wet wipes, and a $70,000 airlift), question why TJ Maxx and Home...

23 Heinä 47min

Women's 'Health' Harvesting For $40 & Man Made Childbirth Rabbit Holes

This week, Sonia and Jessica start by discussing color analysis because Jess looks good in mostly everything, then they recap one very full week of making summer memories with their kids; including be...

16 Heinä 46min

Heat Waves, Raising Gen Alpha & Why Men Make Everything Weird

This week, Sonia and Jessica recap a wildly hot holiday weekend filled with fireworks, matching toddlers, snackle boxes, dads being dads at the park (it's called observational research), and one very ...

9 Heinä 46min

“I Fell Out of a Porta Potty”... and Other Completely Normal Mom Things

This week on ‘Geriatric’ Mamas, Sonia and Jessica are back with one of those conversations that starts with a porta potty disaster and somehow ends with true crime, unsolicited Instagram DMs, beach ba...

2 Heinä 57min