Fan Death.

"The coroner was like, "But I don't know that's what happened. The police were like, 'All we know is that the fan was on!'"

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TRANSCRIPT

Have you ever heard of fan death?
This is a real thing...A real thing.
Fan death...is when you're asleep in your room, and you don't feel like turning down the fan...
So, you leave the fan on. The fan blows, you fall asleep...You die!
So, in Korea, they believe that the fan is a serial killer.
They never leave the fan on at night...
So, if you go to Korea, you're in your hotel room, you're like, "It's so hot. I'm gonna leave the fan on."
...Don't!
You're gonna wake up in a body bag... I'm telling you!
I had to do some research on this... There was an actual case.
A man and a woman were sharing a room... Both of them were sleeping.
The fan was on... They died! Now it turns out, the man had a heart condition. And the woman was a smoker.
The police concluded that the fan cooled her off, and the smoke went into her lungs, and it went into her bloodstream, and it stopped her heart... This is what happened!
Fan death is real. And they know it's real, 'cause they found the bodies, and they put the bodies in the morgue. And lo and behold, the woman's heart was no longer beating. The man's heart was no longer beating.
And the police were like, "I don't know what happened, but I do know that the fan was on!"
And the coroner was like, "But the the lady was a smoker."
And the police were like, "So, I think that the smoke went into her lungs, and it went into her blood, and it stopped her heart. It was the fan!"
And the coroner was like, "...and the man was a diabetic, and his blood was thin."
And the police were like, "Yes! The the fan cooled him off! And all the blood rushed to his heart, and it stopped his heart! So I think it's a double homicide that happened here! A fan homicide!"
And the coroner was like, "But I don't know that's what happened."
The police were like, "All we know is that the fan was on!"
And he wrote it down in the report. And it was in the paper like that. Like, a respectable piece of journalistic work. He just wrote that. A double homicide happened here. With the fan was on.
He's a smart guy. A smart guy.