Going Cold Turkey On Your Break Up
Triggered29 Des 2019

Going Cold Turkey On Your Break Up

This week, we're ON ONE, and you & your break up need to oblige, asap. Want out? Then go cold turkey or let this sorry mess go on & on until your texting fingers turn into pieces of boneless chicken. We'll cover:

  • Your c*nty low self-esteem stopping you from you thinking you can't do better (you can).
  • Why pleasing your ex is bullsh*t... because yes it would be great to meet up and f*ck, but later on you're gonna go home and cry and send him hysterical text messages, so let's not?!
  • Why going back is reinforcing them to keep f*cking you over.
  • Why once the trust is broken, it’s broken.
  • Men will say anything to get you on side because yah, they think with their d*cks.
  • How love is black & white... actions & words have to be the same thing.
  • Trust your gut, or regret it.
  • Relationships aren’t Maid in Manhattan with Matthew McConaughey, so stop getting wet over that lie of life.
  • There’s no such thing as closure.
  • Don’t make out like you want your stuff back when you just want the D back.
  • Oh, and never give them your email address, ever.

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Episoder(20)

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Do Not Disturb A B*tch, I'm Busy.

Do Not Disturb A B*tch, I'm Busy.

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26 Mai 202029min

Irrational tired b*tches, this is for you.

Irrational tired b*tches, this is for you.

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4 Mai 202050min

Is It Time To Smother My Boyfriend With A Pillow?

Is It Time To Smother My Boyfriend With A Pillow?

Is it likely you’ll eat your partner for lunch soon, you know, as part of a cute panini situation? Are you missing someone like crazy? Are you wanking 10x a day to compensate? Are you feeling alone be...

27 Apr 202057min

Keeping Our Sh*t Together In Front Of Our Friends & Family

Keeping Our Sh*t Together In Front Of Our Friends & Family

Why is it so hard to hold down regular FaceTime with your friends, and why does it feel like they’re drifting away from you? Are your friends going to learn to live without you? Will it EVER be the sa...

19 Apr 202043min

Wanting Less Is the New More, Babe

Wanting Less Is the New More, Babe

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12 Apr 202040min

Surviving How Boring & Weird Quarantine Is

Surviving How Boring & Weird Quarantine Is

It's like there was before quarantine, and now we're in the thick of 'during quarantine', and it's hard to remember anything else. Let's talk about that, in detail. Because this low mood you’re feelin...

7 Apr 202040min

Your Boyfriend’s Guide To You

Your Boyfriend’s Guide To You

Whether you’re single or not, this is your manual to how to get him... to get you! Because duh, the world revolves around us. They just need reminding! Also, why can’t we put our best friends in men’s...

29 Mar 202036min

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