Lindy and Meagan are Booey Guttercakes

Weeooweeoo breaking news! The gals are looking…gorgeous this week?? And in a segment we’re calling 💋Makeup News 💋 they’re gonna tell you all about it. We cannot emphasize it enough folks, you gottttta check out the YouTube for a full faceful of milky toner. In the process, we trust.

Plus, it’s time for another SNAKE OF THE WEEK! We have three candidates to present for your consideration, and we invite you to let us know 1) what is/is not a snake 2) which of our snakes deserves the crown for SOTW. Write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com

Stay tuned through the end for an important Whatcha Watching’ AND Whatcha Munchin’. And Shannon, we ask again—IS THE WHOLE FAMILY FUNKY OR NAH?

Psssst. Did you catch all THREE of Meagan’s puns this week? Don’t say anything about it or we fear she’ll never speak again.

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• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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Meagan and Lindy feel like my best friends (for better or worse)

MOLLYYYY B SO SORRY TO REPORT THAT THIS IS TRUE, BESTIE! SORRY BOUT IT :/

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Miss Shelby Ann really is that girl
• Erin Parsons https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CQXmgV3LL/?mibextid=wwXIfr
• Fave products — Thayer’s milky toner, Huda Beauty under eye corrector
• LUST Lip Glass, POSH pit (is this a real website? who can say??), Velvet Teddy (it’s on sale!), Nars Lip Pencil in CRUELLA, Fenty Hot Chocolit
• Idiot Adventurer Foiled by Snake (GOOD)
• Man Abandons Exotic Snakes on Hollywood Boulevard (maybe the snakes can be mayor of LA?)
• Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.

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